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theangelshavethequattro:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
Every phanfiction ever
Dan: lol filming a video
Phil: Hey Dan, you live with me
Dan: *omfg ebony haired boy with blue eyes*
Phil: Let's go out
Dan: K i love you *cuts himself*
Phil: Dan what-
Phil: BBY STAHP I LOVE YOU
Dan: Lets kiss now
Phil: *Strrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnggggggggeeeeeeee buttsecks*
Dan: Phil ur so skinny
Phil: No I'm fat I have an eating disorder
Dan: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
*kidnapped by crazy dangirl*
Phil: BUT I LOVE YOU DAN
Phil: *tears or someshit*
Dan: BUT IT'S OKAY
Phil: DAN MARRY ME
Dan: K bbz
*happily ever after with their 3 adopted kids*
and Idk theres some more buttsecks thrown in there somewhere.
Phil: I love you dan ur secksy
Dan: Lol I know
Dan: OOPS I LEFT THE CAMERA ON THAT ENTIRE TIME LOLOLOL

theannieplanet:

paperbeatsscissors:

Hamster President tackles the tough questions.

everyone on this website is high

mcry:

it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn

jackbarakrying:

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

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Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

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I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono
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